Total Medals Earned: 443 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,760 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/55 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/21 (50/455 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (75/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/425 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (65/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
had one too many
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-down
Unlock health power-up
50 faic combo
100 faic combo
Unlock speed power-up
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
Unlock size power-down
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Win without taking any damage.
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
