Robin Williams is so desperate for fame and attention that when he saw a news camera team filming a heart warming story about a kitten that swims, He ran over and forced the camera crew to film him while he said.

"I really enjoy my work and would eat my own anus just to get a sequel for popeye, i dont even want to be paid, I believe that if im forgotten i will die"

and with that he held the kitten under the water until it stopped struggling and ran off screaming.

"Im Robin fucking Williams remember me or perish"
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